I need r kelly to narrate-sing my life.
I should start keeping a list of all of the really attractive things I say to my girlfriend in the middle of sex, like
"Oh god, I think I ate too much quiche earlier."
"I’m sorry for laughing so much, I just keep thinking about John Wilkes Booth."
I’m about to watch Blazing Saddles with my girlfriend, and it’s making me think about the numerous times that me and my group of friends have gotten into screaming matches with each other over whether Mel Brooks is funny or not. We all just have really passionate opinions on the matter.
But we’re also usually high when this happens, so they’re probably never as intense as I remember.